Shin Koihime Musou

....Why do I set myself up for this? I knew this would not be good when I first heard of it, I knew that I probably wouldn't like it after the end of the first season, and I knew I didn't like it as I watched it. So why did I watch all of it? One word: Fanservice. And it is because of this fanservice that there will be no pictures in today's post because I'm sitting in my family room and if I searched through the no doubt softcore porn filled pictures right now, it would lead to awkward questions. So instead you'll have to look them up yourselves. Or something. Anyway, Shin Koihime Musou and its prequel Koihime Musou (not to be confused with the visual novel, which has considerably less yuri than the anime, I'm pretty sure) are remakes of Romance of the Three Kingdoms in anime form. Except all most of the characters all changed genders and have considerable... assets, we shall say. I would put a spoiler tag EXCEPT THAT THERE'S NOTHING TO SPOIL. AT ALL. Really, the plot is so... And the characters are very... Yeah. You'd really have to watch it yourself just to understand what the heck is going on but that's only if you can keep yourselves from watching the bouncing brea- ba- assets. Of course, the only thing of importance to me is the fanservice yuri. And GAWD THERE IS A LOT OF YURI. XD You can pretty much pair up everybody above the 4'8" line and it'd be OK ('cause everyone under that is lolibait). And episode 7 of the first season is... Well, let's just say it gets a little steamy, shall we? 8D

And that's it for today! Look at that, only one paragraph. That just goes to show how little of anything this series has. Oh, and because I forgot to do it yesterday, Merry Christmas! >_>

(If anybody's wondering, I got Beatles Rock Band and a WHOLE BUNCH OF YURI for Christmas. That's why today's rating is 10! Yes!!!)